Score: 6

"It's funny because it's true"

submission: Eisenhower's Redemption

date: May 14, 2005

I had so many teachers exactly like that -- idiots who are teaching not because they want to but because they can't do anything else and the low wages have forced schools to cut standards. They deliver incorrect information to little kids with so much self-important pride that you could almost feel sorry for them if they didn't hold near-absolute power over you.

Score: 2

"Boring and repetitive..."

submission: Flash Halo: CTF

date: May 14, 2005

... just like Halo itself. And don't you think it would be a good idea to make it possible to get out of a vehicle once you get in, you know, in case you want to ever get the flag again?

Score: 0

"Wow"

submission: FF6: Rise Of The Empire 2

date: April 30, 2005

This just proves how many people are sitting around all day looking for blam/protect points. Everyone who voted for this without watching past the preloader (i.e. everyone who voted high) should lose a bunch of protect points and exp, just so that people don't sit around "levelling up" all day. It's not like there hasn't been a warning; after "A Blank Screen" made it through there was a huge red message warning people that this couldn't continue.

The primary purpose of the user accounts and voting is to keep crap off the portal so that we'll be able to come here and just see the good stuff. If all it takes is a good preloader / first fifteen seconds, everyone is going to start ripping that off from other movies and we're going to start seeing a whole lot of crap really fast.

Score: 4

"Nice song"

submission: Cold Outside Music Video

date: April 9, 2005

You should rerecord with some horns, though.

Score: 0

"No."

submission: "target practice" W.W.W

date: April 3, 2005

You claim that you have an aversion to violence and killing. Then you show a young man -- guess what -- subjected to violence and then killed. Your attempt to assert your "morals" on the situation is nothing more than a holier-than-thou "appropriate" response to an emotional situation. You're not sure what right or wrong is, but you want to make sure that you're right, whatever the cost.

This disgusts me.

Score: 7

"Needs more music"

submission: The Child Who Cried

date: March 31, 2005

The "moto perpetuo" was very effective in the second half of the movie (though it could have been of better sound quality), but in the beginning of the movie there was a very conspicuous absense of music which made it a struggle to get thorugh that part of the movie.

Score: 3

"Good design, but the engine was intolerable"

submission: TheAdventuresOfGuy:RPG

date: March 31, 2005

Even at lowest quality on my reasonably high-end computer there were horrible problems with the game -- walking didn't seem to work all the time and the game dropped hundreds of frames at a time. This doesn't make just a whole lot of sense because the game really isn't that demanding on resources, and the introduction video ran fine at high quality, so I have to conclude that the programming of the game engine is absolutely horrible.

Score: 1

"Horrible"

submission: SMT Tank

date: January 30, 2005

Instead of actually implementing bullet trajectories, you just have to click directly on the bombs in order to shoot them. I had the cannon aimed perfectly at several bombs, but because I wasn't actually clicking on them it didn't work. Stupid.

Score: 3

"Broken"

submission: Yathzee23

date: January 22, 2005

The game doesn't work correctly -- it registered zero points under short straight for the combination 2, 3, 4, 5, 2. I think this may be because I didn't hold all five dice and reroll twice (although that's just a guess; it could be completely wrong).

Score: 5

"It's not the English"

submission: Eskimo-Game

date: January 21, 2005

Anyone who thinks he's missing something because of the poor English...... you're not. You're not supposed to have any idea what you're supposed to do from the instructions; you have to figure out the rules from the examples.